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The Daily Word in foodstamps, mugshots and eyeballs

The Daily Word

Patrick Swayze’s mom died. She taught him how to dance and use the bathroom. I think I’ll name a drink after her.

There was a shooting in Chicago.

Goodbye, foodstamps.

How to make ramen crust pizza.

Hey, look. This awesome story about lightsaber thumbwrestling was written by our Albuquerque pal Amanda Kooser.

Someday, I would like to have a pet antelope.

King Nerd delivers a speech.

SNL is finding cast members on the web.

Yes, I do always have to post something about Star Trek.

Everyone loves pictures of eyeballs.

Funny old-timey mugshots.

Beware Mountain Dew Mouth.

Rest in peace, Mary, of Mary and Tito’s.

Happy birthday Devin O’Leary.