The Daily Word in Jesus' Junk, Airport Alligators and Typhoon Haiyan
The mayor of Tacloban, a Philippines city hit hard by the recent typhoon, is calling for residents to flee after an attempted mass burial was cancelled due to gunfire.
Teenagers in Santa Fe broke into a home, stole some electronics and then fled. They also left a trail of candy right to their hideout, allowing Detectives Shaggy and Scoob to quickly issue a citation.
Jesus' trunk or Jesus' junk? Either way, it's getting covered up at an Albuquerque church.
UK police say that a spy who was found decomposing inside a padlocked gym bag probably died accidentally. They then nervously shuffled their feet, avoided eye contact and tried to change the subject.
Did you release a live alligator at O'Hare airport? If so, the police would like to have a word with you.